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:icontfaprowlplz: : Greetings, internet. I am Keisha's Prowl toy, filling in to write this journal at her request. It is my unfortunate duty to inform you all that Keisha will not be able to join us today as she is currently on the floor twitching and screaming after attending a film called...what was it again?

:icontfaoptimusplz: : I think she said it was called The Lorax?

:icontfaprowlplz: : Yes, that. It would appear that this film has sent her spiraling into a state of severe rage and hatred. Would that be accurate, Keisha?

:iconthedarklordkeisha: : FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCK FUCK THIS GODDAMN MOVIE IN THE FUCK HOLE FUCK!!!!

:icontfaprowlplz: : That would be a yes.

:iconthedarklordkeisha: : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
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:iconarashi32900:
Arashi32900 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
Why, Keisha, why did you go to see the film when we all knew that it would suck so!? *weeps*
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:iconthe-mad-valkyrie:
The-Mad-Valkyrie Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When I first laid eyes on what they did to Onceler in the trailer, I immediately hated it from the word GO and refuse to waste my money seeing this movie.
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:iconneoyi:
neoyi Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh god, you weren't kidding! You did went to see the film! Poor you!
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:iconthedarklordkeisha:
thedarklordkeisha Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
*weeps* The only consolation was that I'd just bought Prime!Wheeljack and he spent the movie with me. I don't think he had fun either.
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:iconneoyi:
neoyi Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ooh, you got your Prime!Jack? Neat! He'd have likely slashed the film reel.
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:iconthedarklordkeisha:
thedarklordkeisha Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
He spent the majority of the movie picking apart the plot holes (of which there were MANY).
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:iconxxmostlyhumanxx:
XxmostlyhumanxX Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just went and saw The Lorax today too. The music numbers were shit, but other than that I kind of liked it. :I
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ChangelingScribe Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
-pets-
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:iconmet295:
met295 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
I liked that movie .-.

Sorry you feel that way.
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:iconcunningcoyote:
cunningcoyote Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012   Writer
Oh, you poor dear, I'm so sorry you had to go through that movie. Maybe some of this will make it better? [link]
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:iconninja-tomboy123:
ninja-tomboy123 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
TIM AND ERIC.
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:iconartycatnojy:
Artycatnojy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
you were brave soul
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:iconhappychipmuk:
happychipmuk Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
you're funny... i like that ^^
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:icontavalyara:
TavalyaRa Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Optimus' face is inappropriately happy for this.
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:iconthedarklordkeisha:
thedarklordkeisha Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
I think he's just trying to put on a happy face to cheer me up. He was very sympathetic and understanding as I bitched out my frustrations with the film.
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:iconabwingz:
ABwingz Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
The trailer made me scared to go see it. You were a brave soul.
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:iconkeaton-corrine:
Keaton-Corrine Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i feel and understand your pain
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:iconfatalitydragonrider:
Fatalitydragonrider Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha lol
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:iconeclipse-the-awesome:
Eclipse-The-Awesome Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What's was the movie about?
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:iconmusicofmidnight:
Musicofmidnight Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The movie did a number on you, didn't it?

Muffin?
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:iconthedarklordkeisha:
thedarklordkeisha Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
*eats muffin* Yeah, I haven't been this pissed off at a movie in a long-ass time.
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:iconscarlet-pikachu:
scarlet-pikachu Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
I take it you hate the movie?
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:iconthedarklordkeisha:
thedarklordkeisha Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Let me put it this way: I spent the entire movie flipping off the screen.
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:iconscarlet-pikachu:
scarlet-pikachu Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
What was the worst part?
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:iconthedarklordkeisha:
thedarklordkeisha Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
Oh god, I have to choose? Probably the way that the moral of the original (conservation and not using up natural resources) is tossed out the window and replaced with a generic "bleh, corporations are bad, bleh" moral that makes no goddamn sense either in the context of the movie or with the fact that the film has a zillion corporate tie-ins.
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