: Greetings, internet. I am Keisha's Prowl toy, filling in to write this journal at her request. It is my unfortunate duty to inform you all that Keisha will not be able to join us today as she is currently on the floor twitching and screaming after attending a film called...what was it again?
: I think she said it was called The Lorax?
: Yes, that. It would appear that this film has sent her spiraling into a state of severe rage and hatred. Would that be accurate, Keisha?
: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCK FUCK THIS GODDAMN MOVIE IN THE FUCK HOLE FUCK!!!!
: That would be a yes.