The Bot With No Name

Yes, but does his horse have no name, and has he been through the desert on it? </obscure humour>

A little thing suggested by , Lockdown in a cowboy hat and his sexy, sexy poncho. Mmm, just wanna crawl under that thing and snuggle. I don't think it's a secret that I find Lockdown incredibly sexy. (Yes, Optimus was my first TFA love, but damn it, I'm young, I can play the field!) I mean, look at him! He's like a robot-Clint Eastwood-pirate-Frankenstein hybrid. How can you not find that hot? The only thing I wish is that I could somehow draw his voice, since that's the sexiest part about him. Mmm, Lance Henriksen, I hear you in my dreams. But only certain ones.

And somewhere in the distance, Prowl just had a severe nosebleed and has no idea why. (Or HOW.)


Lockdown belongs to Hasbro. But I do own him in toy form!