TFAMT Episode 6

Voice: Welcome again to another edition of TFA Masterpiece Theater, as we open to a relatively quiet and peaceful scene in Keisha's bedroom. Hundred bucks says that doesn't last long. Oh, what's this? It would appear there some new arrivals at Casa de Keisha.

Jetfire: *flying* Ooo, our new home is so big, Brother!

Jetstorm: *also flying* Is only looking big because your head is being so small.

Jetfire: Your head is not being much bigger!

Voice: Seriously, hundred bucks? Anyone?

(Jetstorm and Jetfire land by Sentinel, Jazz, and Optimus II)

Jazz: Well, look who decided to join the party! What's up, minibots?

Jetfire: Hello, Mr. Jazz, sir!

Jetstorm: And Sentinel Prime, sir! Is long time not having been seen!

Sentinel: Huh?

Optimus II: I think they mean they're glad to see you.

Sentinel: Yeah, well believe it or not, I'm glad to see you little piston rods too! It'll be nice to have someone on my side, for once. I swear, everybody in this disgusting room is out to get me.

(Optimus II and Jazz roll their eyes)

Sentinel: But, now that you two are here, I can finally start commanding a little respect amongst these junkbots!

Jetstorm: Actually, Sentinel Prime sir, we are in middle of more important mission.

Sentinel: What?! What's more important than obeying your commanding officer?!

Optimus II: Sentinel, stop being obnoxious.

Jazz: Don't bother, man, trust me.

Jetfire: We are to be understanding that Mama is here!

Sentinel: Oh, is that it? Well, finding this "Mama" isn't as – Er, wait, what the slag is a "Mama", anyway?

Jazz: That's like a human word for their manufacturers, right?

Optimus II: Well, it's a lot more complicated than that. A mother is one of the requirements to make a human child.

Sentinel: Well, don't leave us in suspense, Optimus, how is that possible?

Optimus II: *blushing* Uh, uh, well, when a male human and a female human love each other very much–

Sentinel: And now I don't care. Look you two, it's impossible for you to have this "Mama" thing, so you might as well knock off the search.

Jetstorm: No, is true, sir! We are knowing for sure Mama is here.

Jetfire: Oh, we are to be meeting Mama for first time! I'm am almost leaking from joy, Brother!

Starscream: Hey, Autobots!

Optimus II: *pulling out axe* What are doing here, Starscream?!

Starscream: Oh, put it away, Prime, I'm not in the mood. I got sent over here to find out if you've seen Blitzwing's left leg. Apparently he's misplaced it.

Optimus II: Um, not to my knowledge, no.

Starscream: *yelling across room* See, I told you they wouldn't have it!

Blitwing: *Hothead* Vell, zey COULD have!

Starscream: Idiot. *looks at the twins* Uh, why are the staring at me?

Jetfire and Jetstorm: MAMA!!

Starscream: Wait, wh--

(The twins glomp Starscream, knocking him over)

Jetfire: We have waited so long to be meeting you, Mama!

Jetstorm: We are so happy to see you! Are you happy to be seeing us?

Starscream: Get off me, you little abominations!

(Starscream throws both twins off, sending them careening into the wall)
Jetfire: Mama packs a punch, yes?

Jetstorm: Is easy to see where we get it from, Brother! *they laugh*

Sentinel: Whoa, whoa, time out! Are you two glitched?! You think Starscream is your creator?! *points at Starscream* This is your doing, isn't it?!

Starscream: Riiiight, I totally wanted them to knock me on my aft like that.

Jetstorm: Sentinel Prime sir, please to be respecting our Mama.

Sentinel: That's NOT your "mama", that's a Decepticon! They're the bad guys, remember!

Jetfire: Mama may be Decepticon, but is no bad guy!

Jazz: Now how'd they get to thinking Starscream's their mama?

Optimus II: Well, they were created using Starscream's specs, so it does make some sense.

Starscream: They were WHAT?! So THAT'S why those Autobot scientists kept downloading my code! Oh, when I find them, they are SO offline!

Jetfire: But Mama–

Starscream: OH NO, I want no part of this! I am not your Mama, so delete that thought from your processors right now!

Jetfire: Oh no, Brother, I have upset Mama! I am a bad child!

Jetstorm: Do not be worrying, Brother. Mama loves us!

Starscream: ARE YOU IDIOTS EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!

Sentinel: Listen up, you two, and listen good! If you treat a Decepticon like your creator, than you are nothing more than traitors to the Autobot cause! So you're gonna have to decide right now: Who are you gonna follow? Me, or some conniving, ugly, diabolical, sparkless, sadistic, evil, scheming–

(Sentinel is suddenly blasted by a combination of wind and fire, courtesy of a very pissed-off Jetstorm and Jetfire)

Jetstorm and Jetfire: Do NOT be speaking of Mama like that!

Sentinel: Ow...*collapses*

(Starscream's jaw drops at the twin's incredible power. For few moments, he looks back and forth between the twins and Sentinel's unconscious body. He then smiles and hold out his arms)

Starscream: Aww, come to Mama, babies!

(Grinning happily, Jetfire and Jetstorm once again tackle Starscream to the ground. From afar, Megatron and Blitzwing look over the scene)

Megatron: If they star calling me Papa, they`re both getting a hole in their processors.

Blitzwing: *Random* I zhink it`s cute! *switches to Icy* Although I am curious: Vhere exactly DID zhey get ze idea zat Starscream is zheir mother?

Keisha: *whistles nonchalantly*

Voice: And so, as another day ends, a new family has been forged. God help us all. I'm the Narrator-Type Person, and if you'll excuse me, I have to go collect my hundred bucks from Wreck-Gar.

Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I am a lousy gambler!